Run Ronaldo Run - idiotic football game Monday, June 23rd, 2008
3.5
Rating
Run Ronaldo run is a funny idiotic game. It has very little to do with online football games (or soccer games as some might call them).
The goal – there is none – the game is made only to make fun of the FIFA World Player of the Year for 1996 and 1997. Help fat boy Ronaldo reach the ball before his opponent (Crespo) does.
Just jump and duck to avoid burgers and sodas, because they will make Ronaldo slower.
This game also makes you want to run to keep that belly fat away.
Run Ronaldo Run - idiotic football game
Monster Bash - Idiotic game Monday, May 19th, 2008
3.5
Rating
This kind of game has been seen so many times before. There are a few new aspects in Monster Bash dough – it has a 3d environment and gives you a complete new addicting feeling when played.
Your role is to guide a funny monster guy in his task to throw the skulls as far as possible.
Hi picks up a bat and tries to hit the sculls with it in kind of a baseball game style – this is where you come in – just hit he scull and hope you can throw further then other players can. The way that the scull falls on the surface mainly determines the length of your throw.
The game is updated 24/7 so you can compete with Monster Bash players at all times.
Great Game
Storm Rage - flying simulator Tuesday, April 15th, 2008
3.5
Rating
This is more an arcade / simulation game. Fly the plane through the loops while racing with your opponents. Chase the stars that act as a GPS system – trying to lead the way.
Storm rage is the proper title for this game, since I almost exploded in rage trying, not to win but just finish the track in one piece.
Hint: get to know the racing track before you try to beat the other plane – it will give you the advantage.
I crashed every time
Turkey Fling Game Thursday, December 27th, 2007
3.5
Rating
This is another idiotic game including a corn hungry flying chicken.
Click and drag this chicken in order for it to fly as far as possible. Get as much corn as you can because it will give you an extra wing flap which makes you fly higher.
Standard click an drag game – just like Ren & Stimpy’s Crazy Cannon and several more games found on gamesandgames.net
Great graphics in this one, but I still don’t see how you can improve your skills in this idiotic game.
Runaway turkey
Snow Plow - Christmas Games Friday, December 7th, 2007
3.5
Rating
Just like in the Snow Storm Game you control the snow plow here.
There are some serious issues about this game. Firstly the snow plow is as fast as Ferrari F50, only thing is that it is much easier to control it then Ferrari – especially if have in mind that you are driving on snow.
I had a difficult time trying to find out what is the goal of this game, and then it came to me. I figured out that all the snow plow workers aren’t actually on the streets to clear the snow out, o no, they are on the streets (I think that this is the case in Boston only) to pick up the snow flakes - bet you didn’t know this. So if you get the job just follow the snow flakes and never mind the snow.
You can do the same thing in this game bet you will make it.
I know nothing I wrote makes sense to you - right, but there is something good about this Christmas game:
Drive the snow plow as fast as you can and you will see that it would be a great racing game simulation if it was made to be one.
Just watch out for the time.
Snow Flake Kingdom
Santa Ski Jump - Christmas Games Wednesday, December 5th, 2007
3.0
Rating
Santa is getting more athletic every Christmas – this Christmas he is tough and ready to perform some kick ass ski jumps. He will try to collect the stars (that look like a Christmas tree) in order to pass through each and every stage.
Use the spacebar to set up Santa’s style and speed and collect the Christmas stars.
I had to jump several times before I noticed that you have to HOLD the space button – pressing is not enough. The smarter ones will figure that out, and the ones that can read will see the instructions before the game starts, so I guess that makes me an idiot.
Anyhow enjoy the game
Santa Ski Jump - Christmas Games
Santa Claus ready to jump
Snowball Fight - Christmas Game Thursday, November 29th, 2007
3.0
Rating
This is a Christmas snowball fight game – everything that you will see in this Christmas game has already been seen in so many games earlier.
Classic game with click and drag option being the only one. Set the power of you shot and aim for your snowball fight enemies.
Try to hurt them as much as you can, for they will try to do the same thing to your sad ass.
If you like this game you may try slingshot or kill the dragons you may find them to be better, but since its Christmas time you should probably stick to this one.
Snowball fight game
Decorate - Kid’s Christmas Game Tuesday, November 27th, 2007
3.0
Rating
This is a cute kid’s Christmas game. Pretty simple and very short if you want my opinion. I’m sure you are saying “who the f..k asked you, retard” but since this is my games blog I think I have the right to express my thoughts.
Three options are available:
Decorate the Snowman
Decorate the Christmas Tree
Decorate Santa Claus
Click and drag the decoration pieces and set them on their matching spots.
Have fun (I know I didn’t).
Christmas Decorating Game
Christmas Combat - Fighting game Monday, November 26th, 2007
3.0
Rating
This Christmas fighting game is quite boring. Good graphics, good idea, but a week Christmas game all in all.
You can choose to fight as Santa Claus, Rudolf or the Snowman. It can be a great game if you would like to make Santa Claus pay for some gifts that he was supposed to bring to you for Christmas. I sure Rudolf would like to kick Santa’s ass for all those years of “faithful service”.
Try this idiotic Christmas Game
Christmas Fighting Game
Penguin Swing - Christmas game Saturday, November 24th, 2007
3.0
Rating
Really nothing much about this Christmas game. Just throw the penguin (first click) and then swing it (second click).
This is a fairly complicated game at first. I had about 10 – 15 misses until I managed to hit the god damn penguin.
I have noticed one thing dough – try to hit the penguin so that when he reaches the ground continues to slide, this way you will gain a few meters. Do that by hitting him in under a small angle, if you do not do so he will definitely crush into the ice and get stuck instantly.
Penguin Swing - Christmas Game
