Hey Taxi - driving simulation game Wednesday, June 11th, 2008
2.5
Rating
Classic taxi driving game with lack of any excitement – infect this game is so boring that I could only play it for two minutes.
Anyway the goal is to pick up customers and take them wherever they want to go (how original). Watch out for those crazy drivers, they are driving on the wrong side of the road.
It looks that someone worked hard on this game and still did not manage to provide a good taxi driving game.
This game has great graphics but it sucks ass.
Boring driving game
Jump Jump - arcade games Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
2.0
Rating
Jump Jump is a greatly developed game, if you are a monkey or at least a monkey boy who loves jumping from liana to liana and have no brain in your head what so ever.
The aim of this game is pretty simple – there is no aim, just jump until you get tired or loose all three lives.
Nothing much to describe in this game, just be the monkey boy.
Monkey Boy Jumping
Ren & Stimpy’s Crazy Cannon Friday, October 5th, 2007
2.0
Rating
This is a game that colorfully describes the totally idiotic games category,
Two friends, Rene – the idiotic asthmatic chivava and stimpy even more idiotic and stupid simpleminded cat.
Stimpy is a cannonball cat that needs to be lunched as far as possible.
This is a classical shitty game.
INSTRUCTIONS:
Use the up and down arrow keys to aim the cannon.
Use the spacebar to fire. The moving bar displays the power of the blast.
While in flight, you can give Stimpy a blast of fart power by pressing the space bar.
Landing on Powdered Toast will recharge the fart meter.
Play Ren & Stimpy’s Crazy Cannon
Two Idiots and a Cannon
Viking Raider Friday, February 16th, 2007
3.0
Rating
Viking raider is a poor online arcade game.
You play a Viking and it is time to go on your first raid. Your goal is to find the gold but it won’t be easy to get. You have to go through a forest which leads to a castle and only at the end of the castle will you find the gold. You have a storm of monks stopping you from your prize, and story has it that there is a guardian of the gold who posses special powers.
To perform a special rage move you must have rage tokens. Rage tokens are shown at the top of the screen. To get a rage token kill four monks in a row without dying. You start with three. Just press C and you will attack.
This is a good arcade for people who hate monks or just like to slay people and watch them bleed to death.
The most interesting thing I sow in this game was the humiliation of getting pissed by monks after they have killed me.
Use X and Z to perform attack in this idiotic game.
Detonator - not such a great logic game Thursday, January 25th, 2007
2.0
Rating
Detonator is a below average logic game.
Walter is in charge of the bomb disposal team. His job is to defuse all the bombs that are found in the area (read level).
Try to defuse the bomb and step away so that you do not explode in the chain reaction of other bombs. Once you have clicked on the bomb you only have one more move to make before the bomb explodes and kills the m&ms look a like (Walter).
I have played it for three times and gave up.
Could logic games be just a little bit better
Battle Pong Wednesday, January 17th, 2007
2.0
Rating
This is the new version of the world’s oldest computer game Pong. 
In this remake you can see all the progress that computer games have made in the past 40 years (none). The only difference is that in this version you have a health bar that represents your energy instead of points and some weapons so you can shoot your opponent.
You can have a maximum of three weapons, so when you collect all three of them, use at least one to empty your query. Use letters “j”, “k” and “l” to fire your weapons
Pretty boring and out of date game, but if you are a pong lover (enthusiast) try it out.
