Fart Control – idiotic game Wednesday, May 21st, 2008
1.5
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This is one of the stupidest games I ever saw. Control your farts and try not to let them out. You can only release farts when cars are going by so that people on the streets do not hear you. You can occasionally take a pill to lower your gases.
I hope that people will fart on this game maker’s wedding in similar style.
Fart Control – is this game for real
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Minesweeper -online logic game Monday, July 2nd, 2007
1.0
Rating
Flash minesweeper is a poorly developed flash logic game.
Anyway here are the game instructions:
The object of flash minesweeper is to find mines which have been hidden at random places by the computer on a grid. The grid size you will start with is 16×16 squares which equals 256 squares and contains 40 mines. The game starts when the player moves his mouse and selects a square on the grid. With a left click the computer opens rhe square on that grid and reveals whether the square contains a mine or not. If that square does not contain a mine, then the player has lost the game. If that square does not contain a mine, then the square will contain a number showing how menu mines there are on the 8 squares directly touching that square. For example if the number revealed is 2, then that means that there are two mines on the adjacent 8 squares. In that case, the computer automatically helps you by opening all 8 adjacent squares and reveals their numbers. If any of those squares are also blank, then the squares surrounding those squares are also opened. This gives the player a lot of information with which to calculate where the mines are or are likely to be.
Once the player determines exactly where a mine is located, he is advised to mark it so that he can avoid playing those squares by accident. He marks the square by pressing the space key.
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Logic games like this one don’t even deserve to be played.
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Why do people make games that already exist? If they made them better I would understand, but this is as stupid as it gets. Not only do you get minesweeper in windows, Linux and others operating systems but you also get a much better version of this logic game. Whoever built this game has forgotten the fact that all minesweeper game players use the right click to mark the tiles where they think the bomb is. In this flash version of the game, that right click gives you adobe flash player settings menu which is very frustrating.
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Charie “disco” Blair Monday, May 7th, 2007
1.5
Rating
Charie “disco” Blair is yet another totally idiotic game.
The only difference between this game and other totally idiotic games on my site is that this one can actually make you laugh.
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How funky can Charie Blair get?
Prime Minister’s wife is hot on the dance floor, she dances as you, or nobody else for that matter, ever saw her. Turn on the music, spot lights, dance floor and other stupid lights and give it a try.
Make her look as stupid as she can, and see the idiotic things that she says.
She is the woman of mass seduction.
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Blair the Motivator Friday, February 2nd, 2007
1.0
Rating
Blair the motivator is one of the stupidest online games I have ever seen, and I have seen a lot of stupid games.
You can see Tony Blair in front of Downing Street 10 residency doing some work out and getting ready for his campaign.
Hi is dressed very appropriately and can do a lot of interesting things. Blair can jump, stretch, rotate and everything else needed to prepare for his campaign.
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Can you get Blair tired
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Beckham Goldenballs Wednesday, December 13th, 2006
1.0
Rating
Beckham goldenballs is one of our first online games in idiotic category. Why did anyone bother with this, one might wonder. I think I found the answer browsing through the internet. If you type in the word Beckham in Google search you will find that this game is on the ninth place of the first page. Considering Beckham’s popularity Google probably brings a lot of visitors (read money) to the game makers.
This proves that even stuff like this (stupid) can be profitable if they are promoted professionally.
Anyway in this game you can see a funny version of David Beckham with a tummy in England’s national jersey juggling and doing scissors when you press the correspondent button.
He will be way more useful in LA Galaxy than in Real Madrid, perhaps he can show these moves to uneducated soccer fans in America.
He is not good enough to play football so will play soccer from now on.
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David Beckham Goldenballs
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